pussywag0n:

A dick with a future

pussywag0n:

A dick with a future

(Source: astudyinjade)

@2 weeks ago with 273249 notes

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@2 weeks ago with 161 notes

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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@2 weeks ago with 205044 notes

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

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ugly:

she’s so supportive

ugly:

she’s so supportive

(Source: ugly, via kindagayyy-deactivated20140720)

@2 weeks ago with 206803 notes
sizofrenikmelodiler:

"Normal people scare me."

sizofrenikmelodiler:

"Normal people scare me."

(via musichelpsmysanity)

@2 weeks ago with 1130 notes

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(Source: itssexualhour, via didshegiveyou-somethingididnt)

@2 weeks ago with 237654 notes
identitydisorderr:

The Ghost Inside | Engine 45

identitydisorderr:

The Ghost Inside | Engine 45

(via psychologicool)

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howllor:

gothtriggers:

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

"what are you wearing?"
"void"

(via imfuckingawesomeandshit)

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